Today, while reading thisisreallynow I noticed that, according to her icons, I have the same bed as Rose Weasley, and was consequently very impressed with myself. It's a nice bed, isn't it Rose.

( PROOF! )

Oh, yeah, baby. That is exactly how cool I am.

In CELEBRATION, of the end of laziness, NAY, the end of PROCRASTINATION, I give you two fics in the same Universe as Refracted. The first sort of doesn't have a time? You can put it wherever you'd like. The second is further explanation of A and M during their depression adventures. (No, of course I didn't watch "Daleks in Manhatten" three times when it was on BBC-iplayer last week...heheh ^-^)

Remember to look at the now pretty Refracted. Though it may be possible to understand the following fics without reading this first, I definitely suggest it, and not just because I am trying to whore out my fic. (I promise.)

1.
Title: Orphans
Warning: OC point-of-view. But it's okay, I swear.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1132
Disclaimer: All property of the BBC
Summary: The thing about Arthur, is not that he is mean-spirited, or even shy, but that he gives of the general air of being a self-assured, middle-aged war veteran from the medieval times.

( Sister Libby has worked in the orphanage of St. Sebastian Parish on Little Moor Road for some twenty odd years. )
(x-posted to merlinxarthur)

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2.
Title: Water into Wine
Rating: PG
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: All property of the BBC
Summary: 1933, Arthur and Merlin make miracles happen during the American Depression. Everyone can use a little gold.

( Depression hits America hard. )
(x-posted to merlinxarthur)

I am hooked on Entourage.

No seriously. It makes me wanna move to LA, which is no easy feat, considering my opinion of the traffic/smog/traffic/heat, or become and actress. Actually it doesn't make me want to be an actress, it make me wanna be ARI GOLD. Also Adrian Grenier=PRETTY MUCH?

I know I'm la(m/t)e because I'm FIVE SEASONS IN, but in my opinion the later you get to the game, the better off you are because you got lots to catch up on, you know? No waiting for new seasons etc..


( HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THAT? )

It's been a while since I picked up a funny show. I've been kinda stuck in sadtimes-serious land lately. Yay.

Going to Spain next week for half-term. Maybe by the time I get back I won't look like I powder myself with lead every morning.

WOT IS THIS? Have not even seen this movie in a year. RANDOM TIMES.

Title: Poetry for Professors
Author: Fee (Enjambament)
Rating: PG-13 (ish? Maybe less.)
Word Count: a little under 3,000
Disclaimer: I have no claim over any recognizable plots/characters nor do I profit from them.
Warnings: Un-likely school-based scenarios and people mistaking Scripps for a woman o_x
Summary: The students discuss meanings and feelings and imagery and the use of juxtaposition or other wordy poetic techniques. Posner thinks of Scripps’s morning smile and the shapes his hands trace in the air when he does something he knows will make Posner happy.



( He teaches Scripps’s poetry in a Tuesday afternoon lesson.  )
(x-posted to drinkswithdakin)

Title: A Waltz on a Bridge
Author: Fee (Enjambament)
Rating: PG-13 (about?)
Word Count: 3,234
Disclaimer: Call 1-800-Don’t-I-Wish to sue.
Warnings: Uh, WAY cliche wedding scenario?
Era: MWPP
Summary: Lily demands that Remus and Sirius teach James to waltz before the wedding and broken toes, obliviating, fighting, and shocking Lily's cousins ensues.



( James says that Lily says that if he doesn’t know how to waltz by the wedding, she isn’t going to invite him.  )
(x-posted to remusxsirius)

Title: The Seven Worst Kept Secrets of Camelot
Author: Fee (Enjambament)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1460
Disclaimer: All property of the BBC
Future-fic
Summary: Detailing those certain things which every child of Camelot grows up hearing stories about and would swear on their life to have never heard.


( Everybody loves them hot cross buns.  )
(x-posted to merlinxarthur)

Title: Refracted
Author: Fee (Enjambament)
Rating: PG-13 for some four letter words and very (very) vague mentions of sex
Word Count: 9,332
Disclaimer: All property of the BBC
Warnings: Crazy weird plot action, basically a future-fic/AU(?) with twists? And memory loss?
Future-fic
Summary: Arthur pauses, trying to think of what they’d decided to say if this were to happen. “Umm…” He begins “We’re roughly a thousand years in the future and you’re caught in a spell in which your soul has fractured. You are one of the pieces of the whole of Merlin, and umm…something about timelines. But that part was confusing. I didn’t pay attention, I was looking at your cheekbones.”

NOW EDITED PROPERLY THANKS TO vensre! HAPPYDAYS!


( It’s autumn and the streets smell of almost-rain. )
(x-posted to merlinxarthur)

Wow. So, I thought I'd talk for a bit because that's what I like to do :D No fics today, sorry kiddos.

( So you don't hate me too much. )
xoxo

ps. Right, you caught me. This was just an excuse to use that awesome Urahara icon. Also stay tuned for an EPIC Merlin fic. I hope, anyway.

I said I'd do it, and here it is.
This is the last of all my old unarchived fanfic stuff. At some point I may go back through it and edit, but for now it's here as is.

There are two draco/ginny fics, one rose/scorpius fic (which I feel sort of guilty about now, considering my love for thisisreallynow) and one gen fic for The Sandman.

Title: Ceilings Full of Stars
Author: Fee (Enjambament)
Rating: PG
Word Count: Can’t be botherered to look
Disclaimer: JK lives in a castle, I eat ramen.
Warnings: ANGST, Not canonical (uh, obviously) AU, (with kid!)
Summary: In Which Draco Malfoy is rather filled with angst resulting in a refusal to eat chocolate, and discoveres that house elf loyalty is subjective. Dead men may not tell tales, but they can certainly keep secrets.

( “When you got right down to the truth...” )

Note: This was recently nominated for The Quibbler Awards! Yay! <3

Title: Back Tomorrow
Author: Fee (Enjambament)
Rating: PG
Word Count: Can’t be botherered to look
Disclaimer: JK lives in a castle, I eat ramen.
Warnings: Not canonical (probably)
Summary: And he can’t look at her, because if he does, he will never look away again.

( It is dark... )


Title: A Lot of Ways to Love
Author: Fee (Enjambament)
Rating: PG
Word Count: Can’t be bothered to look
Disclaimer: Still eating the ramen.
Era: post epilogue of doom
Summary: Ron Weasley was really not expecting his daughter to write him a letter like this.


( Concerning the disappearance of... )

Title: Waiting For Someone
Author: Fee (Enjambament)
Rating: G
Word Count: Not bothered.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Note: For The Sandman, property of Neil Gaiman.
Summary: It has been 100 hundred years, and he remembers the funeral in vivid detail. It was not a dream. Or maybe it was. Hob Gadling is waiting for someone.

( He is not exactly certain why he is here. )

-phew-
I apologize to to those of you on my flist who didn't sign up for a billion pages of old crud.

Title: Fleet of Foot
Author: Fee (Enjambament)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,054
Disclaimer: All property of the BBC
Warnings: There is a bit from the point of view of an OOC, but in a non-plot effecting way.
Future-fic
Summary: These days, Arthur is as grey as the sky and she wants to cry for Merlin’s absence because Arthur won’t, but they are playing a waiting game and soon enough the King will be made of light again.


( The people of Camelot sing in the streets.  )
(x-posted to merlinxarthur)